SMSes 2

Will be adding new short messages as I find them. Feel free to sms me interesting SMSes if you have them or drop me an email or comment!!

男女朋友睡一个房间，女的划了条线：过线的是禽兽。醒来发现男的真的没过线，女的狠狠打了男的一耳光：你连禽兽都不如！

Funny SMSes

Came across some funny SMSes. Some may be a little bit 'dirty' but hey, that's all for the fun, isn't it?

每個人都会有第一次，我的第一次很紧张他一直温柔的要我放轻松，接著看他插入我的身体，那裡在流血，痛的喊不出話，我才明白原來"捐血"是那么痛。