Funny SMSes

Came across some funny SMSes. Some may be a little bit 'dirty' but hey, that's all for the fun, isn't it?

每個人都会有第一次，我的第一次很紧张他一直温柔的要我放轻松，接著看他插入我的身体，那裡在流血，痛的喊不出話，我才明白原來"捐血"是那么痛。